Joey and Jennifer Anykid win a new perfect family with caring, sharing siblings; a cheerful, do good father; and Martha Stewart with a gold card as mom. However, all is not well on the other side of the fence. Songs and sketches focusing on the family dynamic, including family introductions, the "perfect" family, and "The Siblings Court."

The family moves to a new town and the children struggle being the new kids in school. The Anyfamily moves to a new town. “New Kid” is forced to adjust at a new school.

Calvin’s sluggish talent in sports doesn’t satisfy Dad’s vicarious need to win. Meanwhile Angie trains for the track team against Dad’s wishes. Sketches revolving around sports, people that struggle at sports, and people that excel.

Vinny’s crush on his teacher far out-weighs his math scores. The everyday struggles of education are highlighted including, struggling in school and daydreaming.

Despite total embarrassment of her family, Millie tries as best she can to win the affections of Dylan Mark Chadly, a guy too cool to even talk. The family visits the 'abusebent' park where daughter doesn't want to be seen with her family because she thinks they'll embarrass her in front of her new crush. After the crush is humiliated she learns what is truly important.