The Stymington Family settles in the town of Schlicter Falls.

Chuckie gets tapped a la "The Water Boy" to play on his junior high football team. He quickly becomes the star of the team gaining wide spread adulation from his fellow students. Meanwhile at work, Phil, whose status has improved as the father of the team's most valuable player. It all goes to hell when Chuckie discovers that footballs are made of pigskin.

Phil starts winning big at the track. How? As a kid, his mother made him study "horse" as a second language, which gives him the unique advantage to eavesdrop on the thoroughbreds learning whose turn it is to win. Meanwhile on the other side of town, we enjoy watching Clara's secret part time job. At "The Mud Pit" she is the new mud wrestling sensation, Clara "Pretty In Pink" Stymington.

Just when the family thinks they've assimilated into the neighborhood, (even Stump has run out of insults) Clara's Uncle Leo, the ultimate pig, arrives at their doorstep and disrupts the entire neighborhood.

Now living in the human world, the Stymingtons are drifting further and further away from their roots and basic pig traditions. April is upset with the rest of the family when they all forget to commemorate the holiest pig holiday, All Hogs Day. The family re-embraces their swine values when the mythical pig god, The Grand Porcenus, arrives at their house and transports the family to Hog Island.