Lapeño Enriquez, Edward 'Fat Ed' Tubbs & Mervin J. Minky come across a missing cat which belongs to the lead singer of the girl band Legs etc. however the cat ends up in a worse state when Kiki and her bandmates come round to get the treasured cat back.

My Big Fat Gay Wedding: Ed has to be forced into marrying Mervin, or he will be deported. The problem is that Mervin gets too carried away. Plus, the social worker who has to check the marriege isn't fake, has a crush on Ed. There's Something About Mervin: Lapeño tries to date a woman who protests against labs for experimenting with animals. After Ed gets tired of Mervin, he sends him to those labs to experiment with him. Eventually, he gets cloned.

Mervin's Millions: When there's a mix up with the mail, Mervin inherits a massive estate that belongs to a late rapper. Fur & Loathing: Lapeño gets a visit from an old friend and his girlfriend. The friend doesn't know that she and Lapeño slept together many times.

The puppets meet Apples whilst they set their sights on being top DJs.

When Mervin's porno runs out, Lapeno searches for a potential girlfriend for him but gets no results.