Toast of London

Steven Toast, an eccentric middle-aged actor with a chequered past, spends more time dealing with his problems off stage than performing on it.

Comedy

Steven Toast, an eccentric middle-aged actor with a chequered past, spends more time dealing with his problems off stage than performing on it.

Comedy

Total 3 seasons, 18 episodes

Aired 13 years ago

14 Episodes

Episode 1The Unspeakable Play30 min
Steven Toast has made a career faux pas by electing to star in a new controversial West End stage play. The play is considered so outrageous, that Toast is frequently attacked by appalled members of the British public. Recently divorced, Toast now stays with his friend Ed Howzer-Black and Ed's elderly mistress, the agoraphobic Goodhouse. Toast is asked to audition for long-running television series Summer Time Murders. However, the producer has been imprisoned for racial chanting on the set of his own production, so Toast has to audition for the part of a gay corrupt detective during prisoner's visiting time.
Episode 2Phone Sex With Toast4 min
Toast lives out a Margaret Thatcher themed fantasy over the phone with Mrs Purchase.
Episode 3The Plumber5 min
Steven has a problem with his latrine and desperately rings Gary the Plumber for help.
Episode 4Double Decker6 min
Ed pops out to the shops and Toast asks for a Double Deckeeeeer. Whilst he's out, Toast is on the phone with Mrs. Purchase...
Episode 5The Sonnet5 min
Toast joins other actors and reads a sonnet on Shakespeare’s Day.