It's time to pay household bills and everyone chips in their share. By luck of the draw, Matt and Jon end up with the biggest tabs. They each concoct foolproof schemes to beef up the family bank, but they ll have to get their hands dirty to pull them off.

Jarod's encounter with a Yuppie Mom at the park sparks a plan to get Abby on the path to Ivy League admission. He volunteers Leah to host a make-or-break meeting with an upscale mommy group; Leah recruits Jenn for backup. Walter's strange behavior leads Matt, Jon and Devin to try to boost his spirits with a spur-of-the-moment fishing trip.

Matt forgets his anniversary and tries to salvage the evening by taking Jenn out to a sentimental dinner. Devin sacrifices his own romantic encounter to babysit for Matt and soon finds himself overrun with kids.

When Jenn starts acting strange, everyone becomes convinced that she is pregnant... everyone except for Jenn that is. So Camille breaks out the Southie-style pregnancy tests to prove to Jenn that she has a bun in the oven. Meanwhile, the idea of having another kid leads Matt to get serious about finding a second job, so he recruits Jarod, Leah, and Devin for career training.

Matt and Devin break Liana's stroller and attempt to make a quick buck giving tours in their minivan. When that doesn't work, Jenn steps in and they give a bigger, better tour using a duck boat. Meanwhile, Jon and Leah try to get Walter to quit smoking.