Hank and Alex are faced with a Rent Increase Notice from their landlord. Instead of paying, they make a bet to see who can last longer without an apartment. Waking up on the subway surrounded by their belongings, Hank and Alex desperately look for a new home. At work, Alex’s Supervisor jokes about “living” at the office while Hank discovers a unique breed of busking.

Fresh out of jail and bubble wrap, Hank and Alex take slumber parties to a whole new level.

After being caught naked in the bathroom, Alex looks for a place to shower. Meanwhile, Hank encounters a drunk girl on the subway and does the "gentlemanly thing."

Hank gets an STD and has to investigate one-night stands sans “stand.” Meanwhile, Alex finds his supervisor playing with one of his stolen snowglobes

Hank encounters some “handsy” sleepovers while Alex buys back all his snowglobes.