
Believe Nothing
Believe Nothing is a British ITV sitcom starring Rik Mayall as Quadruple Professor Adonis Cnut, the cleverest man in Britain, and Oxford's leading moral philosopher. He is paid huge amounts of money for his views consulted by the government but he's bored and wants adventure so he joins the shadowy organization The Council which controls everything going on in the world. Starring alongside Mayall is Michael Maloney as Brian Albumen, Cnut's faithful servant, and Emily Bruni as Dr. Hannah Awkward who becomes professor of pedantics. The series was written by Maurice Gran and Laurence Marks, who give a twist to many of today's global issues. Although much hyped by ITV, who were hoping to repeat the success of Gran and Marks' previous project with Mayall, the successful The New Statesman, the series failed to catch on, and was dropped after one series.
- Created By
Laurence MarksMaurice Gran
- First Aired on
Jul 14, 2002
- Popularity: 8.7933
- 6 votes
- Networks
- (GB)
- Production
Alomo Productions (GB)
- Status: Ended
Show Ended
1 seaons till Aug 18, 2002
Last episode: Just a Minute
Seasons & episodes
Total 1 seasons, 6 episodes

Season 1
Aired
Episode 1Get Rich Quick30 min
Oxford professor Adonis Cnut is invited to join the Council for International Progress, a shadowy organization which controls the world. First he must convince the British public to eat GM foods, so he sends Albumen to take part in a 'get rich quick' scheme.
Episode 2Prepare to Meteor Maker30 min
When a council member announces that a meteor is due to hit Plant Earth, Cnut, Albumen and Dr. Awkward take to the skies in a hot air balloon to escape the impending disaster.
Episode 3May as Well Face It, You're Addicted to Fudge30 min
Cnut strives to convince the Prime Minister that going to war with Cuba will help to ensure his victory in the Euro referendum.
Episode 4Double First30 min
Adonis is the prime suspect when his rival, Professor Brinsley, is murdered.
Episode 5The Unhappy Eater30 min
Adonis Cnut strives to cure the Prime Minister from his bout of depression.