
Pirate Express
300 years ago, Captain LaPoutine and his crew, Armando, Burt, Booli and Spewey tried to steal a princess' tiara, but unfortunately they accidentally stole Poseidon's underwear instead. This angered Poseidon and made him shrink the pirates and imprison them in a bottle. In the present day, The pirates were accidentally released by his younger son, Newt. So Newt decided to take control of the pirates and go on adventures with them.
- Created By
- First Aired on
Apr 26, 2015
- Popularity: 0.6611
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- Production
Sticky Pictures (AU)Atomic Cartoons (CA)Teletoon (CA)
- Status: Returning Series
In Production
1 seaons till Apr 30, 2015
Last episode: Malaise of the One Eye/The Future Is Now
Seasons & episodes
Total 1 seasons, 26 episodes

Season 1
Aired
Episode 1Poseidon or Bust/Finders Keepers min
Newt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party. / The Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.
Episode 2Little Miss Swordshine/Ship Wretched min
LaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express. / The Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.
Episode 3Turkey Leg of Doom/Hair of the God min
When looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg
Episode 4Enter the Octogod/Dead Men Wear Plaid min
Newt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives. / LaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.
Episode 5Bilge Rat Zombies/Ghost of Ships Passed min
On the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board. / Newt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.