Veteran security guard Randall Harrison and his less than enthusiastic partner Alex, attempt to bring peace and quiet to the neighborhood after responding to a string of noise complaints against a popular social media influencer who refuses to follow the rules.

Randall and Alex are called in to take down an unapproved black-market lemonade stand that has popped up in the neighborhood. However, the basic task takes an unexpected turn when the lemonade stand's feisty nine-year-old owner won't go down without a fight.

Randall and Alex discuss their preferred pistachio preference. They meet a foreign invader with a surprising connection to Alex. The guys then rescue an injured jogger while an out-of-control chiropractor keeps getting in the way.

Randall and Alex respond to reports of vandalism occurring in the community park perpetrated by a duo of neighborhood social justice warriors who end up challenging Alex on his self-righteousness and a wokeness battle ensues much to the annoyance of Randall.

Randall and Alex have to clean up the streets....literally. When one of the residents in the neighborhood is not properly cleaning up after their dog, its up to Randall and Alex to figure out who the crap culprit is and nab them before its too late.