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Ever said anything that could be construed as racist? I haven't. Okay, I'm lying. I actually have. There was this one time I called my friend Jose a refried bean when I was mad at him for drinking the last chocolate milk, but I later apologized after he punched me in the neck. We're cool now. Okay. He doesn't always text me back, but other than that we're still pretty good friends. True story. Can we all just agree that you're a racist tho? Good. Glad we cleared that up.